The Bledisloe cup is right around the corner and the tensions between Big Australia and Little Australia are heating up. The Kiwis are a powerful force, the Wallabies an unmovable object, but we all know the real battle is of the beards.
This beasty prop is 6 foot 1 and weighs 130 kg – 10 of which are in his beard.
Most people wouldn’t like to cross Moody in a supermarket, let alone as he charges towards you with murder in his eyes.
Jerome is one of those moustache and goatee guys, consistent facial hair, consistently brooding.
Beardest and Fairest, Patrick is an unstoppable lock and gentleman.
The captain of the team, seen here bloody in battle – a most beard worthy act.
Beardy, bloody, brute.
When your beard is so ravenous it takes over your head.
If looks can kill, Ben’s beard could commit genocide.
Simple and clean – Will’s goatee is built for speed.
Quade might not have the biggest beard on the field, but as a rugby/boxing professional, I’m not about to say otherwise.
So while on August 20th there can only be one winner, in beard growth, the battle is continuous, and the only losers are the ones with no hair – right Stephen?