Growing a beard

Whether you grow a beard for the extra testosterone, mild immunosuppression, spermatogenesis, as a cheap dress-up costume – see pirate or Lincoln – to assert your dominance in a crowd, or simply because you have an ugly chin, the process of bearding is perilous. However, it’s not without guidance.

This article shall illuminate the physical and psychological snares of bearding – growing, styling, appeasing your girlfriend – so that you can safely navigate life with a beard.

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